PRIVATE SEX INDUSTRY: We’ve said it before: Sex is a public taboo but a private obsession among Malaysians, as this amusing ad stuck on a lamp-post in Port Dickson indicates. Its meaning is absolutely clear to those interested in what it offers. — MMS picture by Mavik
	WEAPON OF MASS FOUNDATION: At a glance, it looks like the nozzle of a very large cannon capable of firing ballistic missiles. Is this where the missing Iraqi WMDs are located? Dream on. It’s just part of a pile-driver being transported to its next construction site. — MMS picture by Kamal
	PETROL POWER: Here's one way to jump into the fuel price hike bandwagon: buy this ’Petrol Land’ to construct your own petrol station. We figure you need at least RM1 million for this dream investment in Kuala Selangor. — MMS picture by Mr Joe
	SNATCH THEFT SETBACK: Here’s what Yoong TC, a regular, filed in his MMS report: “Two snatch thieves on a motorbike tried to grab a woman’s handbag at a Kajang side lane but she struggled and screamed, attracting attention of passers-by who came to her aid. The thieves tried to escape but an alert driver in a SUV blocked their path, forcing the thieves to abandon their motorbike and flee on foot. They were lucky they were not caught.”
	THREE-WAY TAILSPIN: None of the daft road surface directions ever painted on a Malaysian road, can beat this baffler in Shah Alam. You have three arrows pointing to three directions but which is the legitimate way? And how did it get this confusing? The person or authority responsible for this three-way muddle has to get their head straightened first. — MMS picture by Sanvin