OLDEST PROFESSION: Chinese New Year or not, these transvestites ply their tricks at Jalan Horley, Ipoh. Instead of taking a break, they would rather work overtime during the Lunar New Year. — MMS picture by Dicker
	LUCKY DEVIL: Citizen Reporter Chienx snapped this MMS picture of a horrific car crash the other day, and marvelled that the driver survived!
	TOXIC MUCK: This “green river” would look the part in Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now but this is Kampung Jawa, Klang in 2006; perhaps it’s polluted beyond recourse, but it’s a typical sight in Malaysia. — MMS picture by Mr Joe
	ANTI-THEFT MOORING: A lorry chained to a lamp post? It would have been normal had the vehicle floated on water but rampant theft forced the lorry owner to be ‘creative’, knowing that standard anti-theft alarm systems are useless. By the way, he also shackled the lorry to a tree in the background. Let us see a thief try steal this baby! — MMS picture by Yoong TC
	TWIST AND SHOUT: This tanker, in a bid to negotiate a tricky turn at a traffic light junction, twisted itself into such a complicated jam that it couldn’t move any further. No word on how it finally untwisted itself. — MMS picture by SHAIFUL